Dear Partner

Dear Partner,
Sorry,
Sorry for what you might ask?
And I will say
for the shit storm that is Abhay
The majority of this relationship
will be finding things,
important things,
like PAN Cards, passports,
And adhar cards.
That I are here but cannot be found.
Its not that
You have to do this,
That this somehow your duty
But I know you will
Because you are kind
While I will be wondering
"Yahi pe toh rakha tha"
"Kaha Gaya?"
And you will try to remain calm
But you secretly wondeer
Intially
How does he manages to do this,
everyday?
One fine day,
When you will come home,
you will find,
that he forgot to lock the door,
or the light is still on..
And you will look to the sky
and wonder why?
Why does he do it?
Let me remind you darling
Karta nahi hu
Bas yeh hojata hai
The things with boyish charm
Which I think is my only USP
looks only good in boys,
And ladies often demand a Maan,
Supermaan, Spidermaan, Saktimaan
And you are reasonable womaan
And sane organised partner
is really not too much to ask
But jaan I will try,
I will try when we are there
That this wont happen
Or happens less
I am reading this book,
"The Life‑Changing Magic of Tidying Up"
and managing clutter in my life
But when it happens
I must ask of you
Please try and understand
That I have kicked myself,
That I have panicked,
That I have been very close to break down,
Many times,
None of them has helped much
My sister says its my mother's doing
My friend says its your biology
Whatever that maybe
Now that you find yourself
in this mess
Please try and be calm
And remind yourself
Zoom out,
find love..
And find the fuckin
wallet
Which needs to be found..